The first was when I was trying to boil water. And I'm sad to say that this isn't the first time I've burned something boiling water.
I began by filling a pot in the sink. But lo and behold I had a gogurt pusher-upper in the same sink.
Well, it stuck to the bottom of the pot, unbeknown to me.
About 5 minutes later I was blowing out flames as if it were my 100th birthday.
Later in the day I decided to make muffins. According to Rachel Ray's Thanksgiving show, you can put a pan on the bottom of the oven. The bottom of the oven acts as another shelf when you need oven space. That's where I heard that lie.
After about 7 minutes I smelled smoke. Upon opening the oven door I was blown away by the big smoke cloud that escaped. The muffin pan was on fire. Not only did I lose my pan (a gift from my sister), I burnt the MN oven mitt (a gift from my parents) that I took the thing out with. At least it stopped there.
The good news is that the other two levels of muffins are okay. I know you were worried.
The bad news is that now I have to go make dinner. Hopefully we still have a home after that event.
p.s. Bryce said that Rachel Ray probably meant a glass or metal dish, not one of those rubbery baking pans. I'm still holding her responsible!